Valentine's Day! Celebrating the Menage a Mois.
Once again we have come upon another Valentine's Day, the Day of Love. The Love Doctor has, sadly, been very absent of late, but no more, I say! No more! The Love Doctor is taking this Valentine's Day to make his triumphant return!
Today's post is all about celebrating Valentine's Day as a single. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a partner with which to engage in sexy, private, horizontal celebrations. If you identify as one of these people, then this post is for you!
Traditionally, the menage a mois is like a game of musical chairs, but with people instead of chairs: Twister, but with three people, no clothes, and possibly whipped cream. But if you don't have one partner, let alone two, what is one to do? (Hah!)
Why, the Menage a Mois, of course! The Menage a Mois is the stuff of legend, the ultimate fantasy, the unicorn of the bedroom. It is a night in, on your own, where one becomes one's own partner. The best you've ever had? Why, my fellow baby, you are the best you've ever had! There is no love like the love one has for one's self.
Of course, you may think that the mere idea is a little embarrasing, and "how could I?" If you are a little concerned about how you might feel - either during or afterward - then all one must do is add a bottle of wine and a movie and, suddenly, your menage a mois has become a menage a trois! The things of legends.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Fuck Valentines Day and hand me that extra large slice of cake.
Oh... and the Pizza as well! 😆
See? Nicky, cake, and pizza makes three! 😁
Well there you have it! 😆
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