5 July 2024, @mariannewest's Freewrite Writing Prompt Day 2424: Four And Twenty Blackbirds

This post was inspired by today's 5-minute writing prompt in the Freewriters Community - 5 July 2024, @mariannewest's Freewrite Writing Prompt Day 2424: I love pie

Enjoy !

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Image by G.C. from Pixabay

There was a time when the English weren't fussy eaters. As a nation, we were famous for eating pretty much anything that had protein in, and eating it (as the saying was) "from teeth to tail".

Nowadays, we're lot fussier, eating only the best cuts of meat and rejecting food if it's past it's sell-by date or best-before date, rather than using the old-fashioned sniff test to see if it smells fresh enough to eat. I'm not convinced our wasteful ways are such a good thing, but on the other hand it probably cuts down the hospital bill for food poisoning.

One characteristic of medieval and renaissance English cuisine is that we ate a huge variety of fowl, as birds were called back then. Not just chicken and the occasional goose or duck, as now. Any bird that could be caught and eaten was, and they were considered a great delicacy. Compered to chewy old mutton, that's probably not far off the truth ! Swans, of course, were a Royal bird (still are) and could only be eaten by the King or with his permission.

But this is how (in a very roundabout way) we get to pies. Remember that old nursery rhyme about "four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie". That was literally a thing. A favourite way to eat birds was to make a pie with them.

For especially lavish feasts, a pie could be cooked with the top cooked separately, then the birds (blackbirds or doves, usually) put inside so that when the lid was taken off, the birds would all fly up into the feast hall as a spectacle. So that is why the image for this post is a particularly indignant blackbird.

People were strange back then.....



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Aaaa bro I like how you tied in historical eating habits with modern-day food waste. Our tastes and practices have evolved for sure

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I wonder if you have already accidentally called a lady a "bro" here on Hive. 🤔🤯😅

!LOLZ

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Yes bro once it was so funny.. it was actually the typo that messed me up

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Do you mean that you accidentally typed "bro" or "brother" instead of "dear" or "dearest" for a lady? 🤔🤯😆😅

!WEED

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Naaa bro auto prediction issue

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You might want to depend less on autoprediction software because of that. 🤔🤓

!PIZZA !LUV

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absolutely brother I'm starting to really check before sending anything heheheh

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I wonder how much time you save using autoprediction software compared to typing everything manually (either on your desktop/laptop computer or mobile device). 🤔🤓

!PIZZA !LUV

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Lot's of time brother it's one of my secret to engaging. !WINE !LOLZ

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Hope that what you really want to say don't get replaced by the autoprediction software just because it becomes inconvenient to change the predicted text. 🤗😅 !WINE !LUV

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Yes brother I hope so too !LOLZ hahaha !BEER

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I wonder what autoprediction software you use, and if you ever created one by yourself. 🤔🤓😎

!LOLZ !BEER

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Google keyboard man hahah

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I thought you were using a more specialized app, one that you either modified or you built from scratch. 😅

!WINEX !LUV

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oh no brother, just Google keyboard on my phone

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You just told me that on your previous comment. 🤯

You might want to try another keyboard for your smartphone as a good or better alternative. 🤔🤓

!PIZZA !LUV

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yeah brother hahaha my time is so limited and usually have lots of stuff on my plate I guess I keep missing that hehehe

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Maybe changing your phone's keyboard would help you make more (accurate) comments in the same period of time! 🤔😆🤓

!WINEX !LUV

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Air Captain but I've really gotten used to the Google keyboard hahahaha

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I wonder why you assumed that I am "Air Captain" instead of "Sea Captain" or "Land Captain". 🤔🤣😂

!PIZZA !BBH

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hahahah which captain would you prefer brother? Hahah

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Maybe "dearest big boss brother captain friend". 🤣😂

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Hahahahah I !LUV that nickname

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(Edited)

I seldom see you use a Hive token tipping command, and I just saw you use one which hasn't worked for several months. 🤯😅

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I use the tip on so many people but I guess I missed you a few times !LOLZ

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If you comment 100 times a day and you have only 10 token tips available per day, then there's a maximum of 10% chance that you would use at least one of your token tipping commands for me, especially as you can use two or more token tipping commands on the same comment. 🤯😅

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glad you understand brother but since I've got less commenting to do I'll certainly remember you brother. !PIZZA

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People are still very strange
I’ve got some friends who eat Monkeys and all
Isn’t that strange?

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I know humans are designed to be omnivorous, but I don't think I'd willingly eat a monkey. It would feel too much like I was eating my own great-great-great-grandfather !

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