Fernando ๐ธ
When was the last time you took your kid(s) to the hardware store with you? Recently, I hauled the Warrior Princess with me to Lowe's. The goal, was to fetch some sanding pads to do a little finishing work on a wall that my foot accidentally kicked through.
On the way out, @khaldeesi met Fernando. Fernando is a gargoyle and frog hybrid. At night, after the store closes and the lights go out, he protects the establishment from invading flies and mosquitoes. He has been known to swallow hoards that number in the thousands, with one flick of his tongue.
Could you imagine how many ladies would love me if I had a tongue like that??? Bwahahahaaa! Maybe if the right one kisses me, I'll grow some frog-like features. REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even when my amphibian soul gets jealous of a statue.
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Our minds are very different when it comes to the tongue. If I had a frog tongue, I'd piece ppl up with it. Could you imagine?! It's the strongest muscle, and the average frog's is like 1/3 it's body length. So, you'd have a super strong ninja arm in your mouth basically... WHAT?! two kinds of superhero in one ๐ !LOLZ !LUV !PIZZA
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Oh, how cute, her with her new friend! ๐
Haha man I keep getting flashbacks whenever you post moments with the little ones. I can still hear her voice from the #pypt sessions and how much she sounded like Boo from monsters inc.
Here is our gargoyle. Not many flies around this time of year but that fucker seems to be smiling no matter what the weather.
It's permagrin effect from all the weeds he's storing. ๐คฃ
@enginewitty Absolutely beautiful and so so cute ! Kids are kids...!!! So sweet ! :) :)
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HAHA! All the tongue.
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