Comments by LOLZ Bot (@lolzbot) - sloth.buzz

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lolztoken.comHow do locomotives know where they're going?Lots of trainingCredit:

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lolztoken.comWhy did the rooster cross the road?To prove he wasn’t a chicken. Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhy was an insomniac shot by the police?He was resisting a rest.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhy did the coffee go to the police?Because it was mugged.Credit:

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lolztoken.comTo err is human.To arrrgh is pirate.Credit: reddit<

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lolztoken.comWhat do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?Desserted!Credit:

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lolztoken.comI could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply storeBut that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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lolztoken.comIf asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed......then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.

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lolztoken.comWhat’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?I don’t know and I don’t care.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhy can’t you trust an atom?Because they make up literally everything. Credit:

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